drop a hampton

the act of defecating one solid, large, piece of waist.

Oh crap, i have to go drop a hampton for the third time today! I knew i shouldn't have ate all that pizza last night.

by ounze1824 September 1, 2009

Hampa

Slang for a Hav-A-Tampa cigar

Next time I'll roll it in a Hampa/to burn slow/so the ashes won't be burnin up my hand, brah

-The Luniz

by r0semarysays December 29, 2010

Hampden Park

Scotland's National Football Stadium and home to Third Division amateur team Queens ParkWho have played at Hampden since 1883.The current Hampden is actually the Third Ground to proudly bear the name.
Founded in 1903 this famous ground has bore witness to many fine victories and defeats!Underwent Major Redevelopment in the 90's and is now one of UEFA's 5 star rated Stadiums.Not bad considering in the 70's it had become so rundown that it was referred to as 'The largest toilet in Scotland'

Hampden Park was the First Football Stadium in the world and Largest untill 1950.
Record Attendances:
1937 - 149,547 : Scotland v England - highest in Europe
1937 - 146,433 : Celtic v Aberdeen - highest for a club match in Europe
1970 - 136,505 : Celtic v Leeds United (European Cup Semi-Final) - highest for a UEFA competition match
1960 - 135,000 : Real Madrid v Eintracht Frankfurt - Highest For a European Cup Final

by Hamish Bond June 17, 2006

hampeling

extreme theft of anothers money towards impulse buying usually done by tyrants

Joe was hampeling the shit out of Suss when he took Suss's dues and bought a golden tee machine.

by alonzo fratson October 11, 2011

Hampton Girl

A girl who has either been born and raised in Hampton, VA or has resided there for five years or more. They have been infected by the cool breezes of Buckroe Beach or POC, the swamps of Foxhill to as far as the stench of the Bethel Dump. Been known to contain multiple personalities that switch with no warning or reason. Every Hampton girl is extremely crazy and most innocent men don’t find out until they are taken over by their spell. They all have incurred a variety of criminal charges that are easily hidden through fancy make up, purses, and shoes. Usually can be spotted driving cars that aren’t theirs with the speakers almost ready to blow out. If ever wanting to know where to find a Hampton girl outside their natural habitat, they will be at the bars calling themselves the baddest bitches on earth or on the side of the road surrounded by police. Each Hampton girl comes with extreme cost and should be approached with extreme caution. If you have to ask if you are with a Hampton girl it’s probably too late

Billy: Hey Jerry, meet my new girlfriend

Jerry: Oh know Billy I think shes a Hampton girl

Watch out Kevin, the Hampton is starting to kick in

by Mjc1125 January 13, 2018

Hamper Safari

When one makes an expedition through a female’s laundry hamper hunting for a prized and coveted pair of soiled panties to sniff. A hamper safari is truly an adventurous exploration and exciting journey.

The party at the sorority house last night was an absolute hamper safari. My olfactory senses could not have been more satisfied.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Hampax

A cigarette filter tip used with rolling tobacco; named due to it's resemblance to a hamster tampon

Oh shit I've run out of hampax I'll have to roach my fag instead

by VioletSkye July 27, 2009