halal peek

If you peek around a corner insanely fast

Bro, that cheater halal peeked our entire team as if he was Chuck Norris.

by cafcon December 11, 2023

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halal person

very halal person + no haram sins

iShowSpeed is a very halal person.

by Meheraan October 12, 2022

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Halal is a golden kid that plays the impossible quiz as if it is not impossible, and serves Jalal as a model. Halal wishes to go back to Canada to make a Halal Youtube Channel and to join OTMUN. He is currently working on girls such as JJ and YR with Falal's support. Halal (and Falal)'s favorite number is 3:51.

Halal and Falal's favorite number is 3:51... Remember that. Also, dont forget to HONOR THE GIFT

by Falal(a.k.a GreenmanEF) June 9, 2018

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halal bilal

Someone who preforms Bilal actions and eats 100% halal frikandels at the turkish mosque.

A Halal Bilal stfup!

by Halal Bilal January 24, 2018

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Not Halal

Not good or dumb

"Mummy this present is not halal"-Timmy
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum

"This argument is not Halal."

by Waterismyfavouritefood September 17, 2020

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Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.

The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.

by Fasters February 10, 2022

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