Hairy Aftertaste

The pubes that stick onto your tongue after giving head.

I had a hairy aftertaste after going down on my girlfriend.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Hairy Carpet

someone (normaly a woman) who has a lot of pubic hair.

"man, that bitch's hairy carpet was crazy!"

by Smexalicious October 21, 2009

Hairy Areola

a small hairy circular area, in particular the ring of pigmented skin surrounding a nipple.

The other night Beyonce and I where getting dirty, I went to suck some nip. To my surprise she had some wookie looking hairy areolas.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Hairy Lassie

The act of eating a girl out and coming up with her pubic hair in your mouth.

That chick was a good fuck, but I got a Hairy Lassie when we did a sixty-nine.

by walter_sobchak December 25, 2009

hairy grumbler

A particularly large, hard or malformed turd that is preceded by abdominal grumbling. Often the stool contains undigested solids such as corn, peanuts or hair.

I wouldn't go in there if I were you, I just dumped a hairy grumbler in the can.

by Bartex L.I. September 3, 2013

Hairy Surprise

When someone trims their pubic hair and places the trimmings into an envelope (preferably putting them into a birthday card first), addresses the letter and sends it to somebody

I hate the new kid in town, lets "Hairy Surprise" him. I KNOW! I'll write in the card: have a hairy merry Christmas!

by The Real Clive August 30, 2009

Hairy Bitch

A slutty ass bitch that your boyfriend dated.
Sometimes, if not always, Cubano.
Sheds like a fucking hound.
Smells and looks like one too.

Hairy bitch: "I remember that night........"
Boy 1: "Me too!"
Hairy Bitch: " Remember that one time......"
Boy 2: " How could I forget!"
Hairy Bitch: " I still love him........."
You: "Thats why you sleep with everything that wiggles....."

by 13131313131313 November 9, 2010