haggis

1. ogre genitals, usually shaven and giving off a very pungent stench and often dripping pus and other grotty liquids.

2. something that is under an ogre's kilt

3.grotty, smelly, pus dripping genitals

that ogre is a bit of allright i wouldn't mind getting some of that haggard haggis.

by pwcca October 20, 2004

haggis

Haggis is a scotsmans bagpipes stuffed with sheeps blood and intestines then baked in the oven for 3 hours.
It tastes great and you will be able to play "God Save The Queen" as you are eating.

Fuck me ! Faharquar, this Haggis tastes like the goats spuds! Its Brilliant aye brrrrrilllliant I say to ye, noo giyass a tune - play god save the queen, aye laddie a toast and a tune to the queen.

Ahhh it could only be better if the english would lead us in a United Kingdom

by dick the perv January 31, 2008

hedge haggis

Insides of a hedgehog

My dog tore up her hedgehog toy and we have hedge haggis all over the floor

by stoutstreet January 8, 2009

Highland Haggis

The act of shitting into a condom, often after the consumption of oats and barley.

"I'm afraid I couldn't find your toilet, so I've left a Highland Haggis for you to enjoy by the window..."

by Le Crok Sportif October 26, 2012

haggis

slag term meaning public hair

My haggis has bubble gum caught in it and now I have to shave it.

by kjanders9709 September 13, 2005

haggis

Haggis (adj.) - Something so hot, that it's cool.

That high score was haggis!
Wow, this fire is pretty haggis.

by Bob Q. Roberts June 27, 2004

haggis

the term used when something or someone is horribly wrong, for example an ugly chick or bloke or when something is broken!

a, "did you see that chick dude?" "not the pretty one the haggis one"

b, "i dont think the car is gonna work anymore its haggis"

by Rageoss September 20, 2006