Sleep Humper

A person who grinds on someone's genitalia while in a state of unconciousness.

Sometimes instead of a person, the victem is an inanimate object.


n. One who humps people or objects while sleeping
OMG! I think Noel is sleep humping the televison. She is such a sleep humper!
by KaeMERae February 08, 2009
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hiney-humper

one who takes pleasure in the act of anal sex.
one who enjoys taking anal ravagings.

in other words...a gay man
bob had sexx0r wit joe. He r teh hiney-humper.
by jenou April 13, 2007
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Tree humper

1. An over enthusiastic enviormentalist. The nature equivalent of a PETA member.
2. A person who refuses to leave their sitting spot near, under, or by a tree of some kind.
1. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A TREE HUMPER?! JUST SET THE PAPER DOWN AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"
2. "Guys, I don't to go downtown...I'm fine here! -is dragged away from tree-"
by Angelxa July 11, 2006
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bible-humper

someone of christian faith who takes personal offence to any and all slams, jokes, criticism, and sarcasm, about christianity, god, or jesus. see also: christfag
John: oh my god, Mrs. Vickers is SUCH a bible-humper! she gave me detention because i said i didn't believe in god!

Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.
by imagoofygooberyea April 14, 2009
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Blog Humper

People (almost exclusively males) who spend a large amount of time adding random girl profiles on facebook, myspace, bebo etc, for the sole purpose of gaining access to their picture sections. These people often take the time to create new e-mail addresses and new profiles with different names in order to remain anonymous. Once they have been accepted as a friend the person will look at every picture in the girls profile while masturbating. This person also searches for profiles which are not set to private as it makes their blog humping a whole lot easier.
"Hey man, just a word of warning. If your girlfriend sees a friend request from Mike on her facebook, tell her to reject it. That fag's a blog humper."
by Neil_Owner March 25, 2008
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Halo Humper

One to hump after beating a opponent with ease.
by Suck my halo bitches July 24, 2003
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almighty humper

a name that cool people use to scare people in chat rooms that are being fake celebrities. it scares them so badly, that you get booted out because they are so disturbed when you go, *humps*.

also, almighty licker is a fun one too.(:
almighty humper: *humps xyz*
xyz: OMG OMG OMG PLZ STOP ITTTT. IM THE JO BROS SO STOP HUMPING MEEE!!!!!
almighty humper: *humps once again*
xyz: U SICKO!!!
almighty humper has been removed from chat123456787654323.
by Bolin! September 01, 2008
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