Hottie of Mass Destruction

Used to describe a babe with bodacious tatas or a bangin' posterior; particularly a dime so hot that you can barely suppress the thought of using one of her boobs as a bicycle seat. Often abbreviated "HMD."

guy1: "Have you met that new girl in the office? what a babe!"
guy2: "yeah man, old news, she's a total hottie of mass destruction."
guy1: "an HMD, as it were."
guy2: "word."

by Gil Barry July 7, 2009

traffic hottie

Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.

I saw a traffic hottie yesterday and almost got hit by an 18-wheeler while looking at her.

by pureglaucoma September 16, 2010

hott todd

A used car salesmen that will reduce price of a vechicle for some anal action in the backseat of said car reguardless of gender of the potential buyer.

I got hott todded and was able to afford my new, first generation gti.

by natethenizzle March 5, 2010

Hottie

"Very sexually attractive"

"Dang! Kina and Alex are the definition of hotties!"

by baes June 10, 2014

hatty hattington

Hatty Hattington is from the game Battleblock Theater. Inside of the storyline, you and Hatty are on the ship called the S.S Friendship and crash apon the Theater island. You wake up to find him missing, and you go into the theater. You see Hatty Hattington being held up by two human sized cats wearing guard outfits, with another cat holding a tophat that's glowing red. The cat then goes and puts the hat on Hatty Hatting, turning him evil and having constant tears running down his face. He then flies up and finds you, of which you then run but fail. Then the game actually begins. Throughout the game you find Hatty Hattington at every gift shop above the door. He looks lifeless. At the end of the game you rescue him and you get onto the ship and it set sails again. You try to interact with him and he doesn't move, you try to give him hugs, HE FREAKING LOVES HUGS! But it doesn't work, after realizing he's dead you toss him overboard, of which the song then begins for the credits. At the end he lands at the bottom of the ocean, the tophat lands on him and a bean comes out the ocean. That is the end we know of Hatty Hattington in Battleblock Theater. He is also an unlockable character in Castle Crashers if you have both Battleblock Theater and Castle Crashers.

Hatty Hattington is the friend of all friends.

by End3r404 December 29, 2017

hundred-yard hottie

term given to a female to describe she is beautiful from afar, or until closer inspection.

you see a girl with a nice ass and short skirt across the parking lot but can't make out her face, you say...
"there's a hundred-yard hottie that's lookin' damn fine"

by TheMule September 17, 2008

The Theory of Relative Hottness

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

by Free6000 December 17, 2008