whats the haps

what's happening

Hey Haulie, whats the haps? North Shore (the movie - 1987!)

by mattywalker January 4, 2012

whats the haps

a cool way of saying "whats happening"

hey dude whats the haps

by royal marine March 11, 2009

whats the haps

An alteration of the phrase, "what's happening?"

Its earliest usage dates back to 1992 when Ice Cube (best known for his lead acting role in "Are We Done Yet?") inquired eloquently about the occurrence of a game of craps.

Tre: Whats the haps?
IC: I don't know, but today seems kinda odd
Tre: Do please elaborate while I listen to Footsteps In The Dark by The Isley Brothers

by Goodyear Blimp October 6, 2011

what's the haps

.. I had a friend in high school who would say this .. short for "What's happening?" .. saves one syllable and creates a noun .. actually it's use goes back to Shakespeare .. Hamlet at Ham IV.iii.70 "Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun."

Hey Man .. what's the haps?

by KarlLober January 26, 2018

hapssht

the act of going to gym and throwing up the triple plates on bench. derived from the sound made by some dedicated meathogs while doing said act.

also can be used as a directive to get someone motivated or to entice someone to get moving.

most often used with a mocking vocal inflection, and a drawn out exhalation of air.

"It's time to get to the gym and hapssht!!!"

by odhinn August 17, 2006

hapstinence

When you have been celibate, but only by coincidence. You would like to be having sex, it just hasn't happened.

"Yeah, it's been a pretty long dry spell. No matter what I try, I'm stuck practicing hapstinence."

by southcounty05 January 14, 2017

Hapsited

Happy and excited at the same time

We were so hapsited at the site of vietnamese food last friday

by Endre3001 January 10, 2018