Handjob Suzie

A Handjob Suzie is a girl that like to rub one off for the guy she is fucking around with, then slurp on some cock afterwards.

Guy 1: Did you take that chick home last night?

Guy 2: Sure did! She's a Handjob Suzie!

by JamJam1 November 7, 2012

handjoblin

1. Noun. An aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.

2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.

Jimmy: "Bryce, you look pale what happened?"

Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."

by jimmytdefinitions January 6, 2017

Indirect Handjob

When you high five or shake someone's hand then jerk off

Yo I totally just got an indirect handjob!

by Jason Freed May 1, 2016

indian handjob

Where someone gives a male a Indian sunburn on the penis.

Ashley gave me and Indian handjob.

by Jon83529 January 23, 2017

Cocaine Handjob

When a guy or girl is jacked up on coke and then proceeds to jerk their partner’s cock super hard and fast almost ripping it off giving an intense experience of both pain and pleasure simultaneously.

Bianca gave Anthony a cocaine handjob and hand was moving so fast that it broke the sound barrier and cause a sonic boom while lifting him 5 feet off the bed

by The real Hank Contos June 26, 2020

Hawaiian Handjob

When you make the Shaka sign with your hand and alternate fingering a girl with your thumb and pinky

“Your middle finger is too big just give me a Hawaiian Handjob”

by Wombat Fucker January 23, 2022

Hollywood Handjob

When a supposed 'celebrity' has to whore themselves out by giving handjobs in the parking lot for money.

Amor Hilton offered to give me a Hollywood Handjob for only 150$! Damn, now that's Hollywood.

by Andrewwwk12 October 14, 2009