hamstering

Expending a lot of time and energy, but not getting anything accomplished (just like a hamster on a hamster wheel).

Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor again yesterday? I can't believe executive management isn't on to him yet.

by Skip Anderson April 9, 2008

hamster

a dirty little hairy rat that shits all over your counch and dies 2 days after purchase.

Kid: I want a hamster for christmas!
Me: You stupid fag, go shove that rat up your ass.

by Bubba_The_Retard November 16, 2006

hamster

An extra planar being failing to mimic the far superior Guinea Pigs. Their mind powers fall short of the greater cavy, and they often go into a rage when they fail at their prime task of mind controlling humans. Beware their bite, as they sometimes will not release until death. Hamsters will only die if there is a possibility it would inconvenience a human.

If you fear for your life from a Hamster, seek out the shelter of the superior and more benevolent Guinea Pig.

by fred-of-fred December 30, 2004

Hamster

To violently make love at an alarming pace. In order to initiate a 'Hamster', the male must thrust at a speed which almost sends him into a spasm.

Man1: "Dude seriously, i hamstered the hell outta that slut ."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way."

by Flossua March 15, 2009

Hamster

Slang used by people who identify as or experience the following... non-able bodied, long term/chronic illness, having mobility issues, disabled, differently abled etc etc

Refers to people who are able-bodied

Intended use: to counter ableist culture/ableism.

I went to gym yesterday, it was full of hamsters.

by one of the people in the world September 19, 2016

hamster

Not yet a puma, and far removed from Cougar status, a hamster is an underage girl who dresses, acts, and parties like she's 23. Deceptively cute and dangerously crafty, these little critters seem like a good idea...until you bring one home.

"Poor Lawrence Taylor...the hamster strikes again."

by Revalus Bor May 18, 2010

Hamster

The cageing of blacks in a prison that resembles hamsters in a cage.

Rahway prison is full of freakin hamsters.

by Moe Foe March 30, 2005