HAL

HAL means Hoes Aint Loyal

Huncho - Hey Shon, I saw your girl with another dude last night
Shon - HAL bro... HAL

by HALShonny February 3, 2022

Hal

The best boyfriend someone could EVER ask for, he’s tall, weird, hot, nerdy, and the sweetest person ever.

Wow, he is so gorgeous! I bet his name is Hal and he has a girlfriend so we shouldn’t talk to him

by Inlovewithbbg February 16, 2025

Hal

Most gullible cunt out there

Ethan: "hal you gotta join the call that doesn't exist"
Hal: "but where is it tho, I cant find it"

by GERALDOFFTHEROCK May 22, 2020

bubbles x hal

The ship that consists of Bubbles and Hal from Angry Birds dating eachother.

Guy 1: I ship Red x Chuck
Guy 2: nah I think Bubbles x Hal is better

by keinemagistra8 December 27, 2023

hal brown

Pale, hairy, creepy, nerd. Resembles a guerrilla or big foot but in human form.

He's a "hal brown". I know, he needs to shaves of something.

by Sloaner Boaner December 8, 2017

Hal

A endearment used by the courtship Zenyx who later (when they ended) vowed to eachother to never use it on anyone else

Thank you for for being my hal

by Ael :) December 10, 2023

FUNK-A-HAL-LIC

To be addicted to FUNK-A-HAL
Drinks of the FUNK-A-GODS and MUTH3R FUNK3R

"Hi, my name is Jon, and I'm a Funk-A-Hal-Lic..."
"Muth3r Funk3r this is some good Funk-A-Hal!!!"

by Muth3rFunk3r May 28, 2003