Gaunch

Gaunch was a term coined by a Varsity Football player in 1977 and popularized by a Phys Ed teacher in the 1980's. The term was used as an insult but proudly embraced by a group of school age boys and girls dressed in leather and denim who liked to drink alcohol and occasionally indulge in recreational illegal substances. They would gather together often and share in their love of fast cars, loud music, and keg parties. Many "Gaunches" seem to have been in trouble with the law, ranging from misdemeanors to felonies. School was not as much a place of education but as a playground to bring teachers and administrators to their knees. Fueled by the love of a good time and an irreverence to the status quo.

That guy with the long hair is such a gaunch.

by darrylsdef2011 January 24, 2011

grunce

similar to grit
used to describe something really gross

whats that grunce smell?

by allamanda March 22, 2005

Grinch-sized load

A large pile of random things, usually in the bed of beater truck, tied down so poorly & arranged so precariously that you're sure that, while driving behind it, something will fall off, crack your windshield or cause major damage to your vehicle.
Any truck so full of junk & miscellaneous items that when pass them,you expect to see the Grinch at the wheel & his dog Max running in front to keep the whole thing going.

Lynne: Look at that truck with the swing set, 3 bikes, sheet rock, a fridge, mattresses held down by a twist tie!
Dalton: What were they thinking, hauling such a Grinch-sized load!

by Mama goose January 6, 2014

granchism

When the dumb person in your friend group says something they think is clever, but is actually just a dumb remark that makes no sense.

“I could care less about your feelings right now!”
“Good job dumbass, you just tried to be insulting, but instead created another granchism. It’s “I couldn’t care less”.”

by Dani Drake February 8, 2019

Gnuncled

You tried to get gnuncles but didn't have the gnuncles badge on roblox game: Sonic RP: Mobius MegaDrive, therefor you died, like the idiot loser you are.

Guy 1: "I didn't have the badge for gnuncles and it killed me."
Guy 2: "Damn bro you got gnuncled."

by Nyanman9 January 3, 2022

Grubcracka

An unexplainably annoying person/ overall just an L person

My math teacher sprints to get the door for no reason, he’s such a grubcracka

by Imadegrub April 5, 2022

Wiener Grinch

Used interchangeably with "cock block". A person, or the act of someone rejecting another person's pursuit to have sex.

Friend: "Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night?"
You: "No! My mom walked in the room and totally wiener grinched me"

by Townsley November 24, 2011