gobble cock

a bitch with a huge nose who puts dents in your stomach while blowing you

your ho is a major gobble cock

by twisted dick September 4, 2003

Gie us a gobble

(Scottish Ned slang) To request that a fair maiden partake in smoking one's pole and / or place one's testis in her mouth.

"Gonna gie us a gobble, hen?" - Would you perhaps like to service my manhood with your mouth, fair maiden?

"She wouldnae gie us a gobble, pal!" - She refused to partake in smoking my pole and / or did not allow me to place my testis in her mouth, good sir!

by Gr8 August 20, 2009

gobble

the act of giving head to a man in a manner that is similar to inhaling a large slab of meat

man look at your mom gobble that

by kyle glazier November 12, 2003

Penis Gobble

V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.

"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"

by PenisGobbler8=====DO: August 14, 2009

knob gobble

A blow job.

My bitch gave me a knob gobble.

by umox December 1, 2003

gobbledegook

Babbling incoherently, making no sense, Being completely random

The act of making up words.

1:Pie 1: Gooble-goo, Looby-loo, Nunga-runga-lunga-shooby
shoooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Pie 2: dude, you are talking complete gobbledegook!
Pie 1: laa-puroke-la-rainybowwww...
2:Pie 1: SCHIZENHAUMER. Doggle Juate mie.*
Pie 2: Huh? oh, I see. Gobbledegook.
*Oh no! My dog just ate my pie.

by Daniffer October 24, 2005

Gobble Rash

Term for a rash developed around the mouth of a girl who has given too many blowjos

Derroagatory name for a girl with a rash around her mouth

Definition for a notorrius slag

She's got pure bad Gobble Rash

You're birds got Gobble Rash pal

by csimiami October 15, 2009