by dawnmission November 11, 2009
Get the Greeper mug.Named for a legendary local gangster, the Greever is a popular drink in the new bars around Chattanooga. It consists of three parts sweet tea to one part urine, garnished with a lemon and usually served with salted hard pretzels. (May or may not contain several ounces of low-quality vodka or rum)
Overheard at Hennen's Restaurant...
Man: "I'll have the Greever."
Waiter: "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve those kinds of drinks here."
Man: " Well, I'll just go to Walt's sports bar. Thanks for nothing, asshole!"
Man: "I'll have the Greever."
Waiter: "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve those kinds of drinks here."
Man: " Well, I'll just go to Walt's sports bar. Thanks for nothing, asshole!"
by Jamal K. September 29, 2012
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"Would you say they find me unstable
Cause they see me act a little bit different
But I know my way to greener pastures and
Think about it, won't you think it over
Please..."
Cause they see me act a little bit different
But I know my way to greener pastures and
Think about it, won't you think it over
Please..."
by *MICHI* April 1, 2003
Get the greener pastures mug.An insult for a bad movie employing former A-list (now Z-list) celebrities, especially old male action heros, to spend only a few days acting in a movie so that it can be promoted with a known star. The movie has cheap production and very bad quality.
It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.
The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.
The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days
You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser
I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser
I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
by holloway March 8, 2022
Get the Geezer Teaser mug.The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.
Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.
Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!
Steve: Thanks!
Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!
Steve: Thanks!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 6, 2023
Get the The grass is greener on my side of the fence mug.A poor miserable soul who's life is usually a total mess, not because they are extremely unattractive, unheathly, soiled, and smell like feces, but because of the simple fact that the only job they could get is sitting at the entrance of wal-mart stumbling around scaring small children into taking stickers. These people greeters usually have no more than 4 teeth total and weigh more than the average refrigerator.
"Joe, are you sure we should go to wal-mart? We have to take the kids with us and last time the people greeter drooled on them and gave them herpes."
by MrNiceGuy October 10, 2005
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