zoe: how was closing last night?
luke: it wasn’t great, just me and two green beans. we got out late
zoe: hopefully they get better soon!
luke: it wasn’t great, just me and two green beans. we got out late
zoe: hopefully they get better soon!
by zoe.jxhnsxn June 25, 2025
Get the Green Beanmug. by PhoneGuyYT June 6, 2025
Get the i hate green beans daddymug. 
An inexperienced or unskilled barista; usually a newly hired coffeeshop employee who's still learning the basic skills of the job. Alludes to an unroasted coffee bean, which is naturally green in color.
by ViciousGopher September 19, 2022
Get the Green beanmug. Person 1: “Did you hear how he flirting with another girl while she wasn’t around bro?”
Person 2: “Damn that boy is a green bean.”
Person 2: “Damn that boy is a green bean.”
by anonymous October 17, 2023
Get the green beanmug. - Green bean AKA side hoe/side dish
- A mf who is too green (happy) about something that should be an embarrassment.
- A mf who fucks your significant other, then brags out it.
- A mf who brags in general.. Green bean.
- A mf who thinks they better than you.. Green bean.
- A bitch who stalks your whole relationship because you’ve been dating the guy she’s obsessed with for 5 years now and she’s STILL pressed.. yeah ITS A MF GREEN BEAN BITCH (;
- A mf who is too green (happy) about something that should be an embarrassment.
- A mf who fucks your significant other, then brags out it.
- A mf who brags in general.. Green bean.
- A mf who thinks they better than you.. Green bean.
- A bitch who stalks your whole relationship because you’ve been dating the guy she’s obsessed with for 5 years now and she’s STILL pressed.. yeah ITS A MF GREEN BEAN BITCH (;
“So you’re bragging because my man cheated on me with YOU but you got nothing out of it other than a wet ass? You a green bean ass bitch”
“Simmer down, green bean”
“Simmer down, green bean”
by SayingWhatYouDontWantTo September 16, 2022
Get the Green Beanmug. 