Carpe Grammer is a prase popularized by English teachers, who will often give a pep talk at the start of the year in an effort to rouse the class, 90% who could care less, into being excited about grammer.
Often used at the end of said speach.
Often used at the end of said speach.
Teacher-"....Therefore class, I want each and every one of you to make an effort to better your grammer, and language skills every day, Carpe Grammer!"
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*
by Uriah heep January 9, 2009

by dudesocool May 4, 2020

A person who posts memes on Instagram with a caption cryptically relating the meme to another person.
Elle is such a cryptic grammer, I think her Instagram post is referring to me as that dude who's a 10 but always uses Snapchat instead of text. Although it could be any one of her hot lovers.
by Daddyisa10 July 21, 2022

Guy in chat: “stop being such a grammer police.”
Grammar Police: “HA YOU JUST SPELLED GRAMMAR WRONG!!!”
Grammar Police: “HA YOU JUST SPELLED GRAMMAR WRONG!!!”
by HawaiianHotShot October 8, 2019

by anonymous December 30, 2022

the word that most roblox kiddies claims they're good at, especially when they're on a fight with someone in roblox
nutsacktutorials360_HD: lmao stop stealing oxygen, you're a waste of space on this planet
denisdailyfan2007: you're?! you mean your? your grammer sucks you idiot!
denisdailyfan2007: you're?! you mean your? your grammer sucks you idiot!
by kowaIski May 3, 2019
