by Bitely bandit February 20, 2021

by violetplane November 30, 2022

Someone who "mines" the good stuff out of the gorp on outdoor trips, leaving nothing but peanuts and raisins. In context, the term "miner" is also used as they are usually eating gorp when their behavior is noticed. Gorp stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Crap is a more modern term as it stands for Candy, Raisins And Peanuts, though this term is less well know.
by Shadyme June 24, 2024

Paraphrase: Dad: "Hey Girls, Your Mother Just Made Some Fresh Gorp!"
Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"
Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*
Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"
Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*
by DankDefinitions568 May 19, 2016

A foolish, clueless person who consistently makes poor decisions or acts absurdly without realising it.
Person 1: "Can you believe I spilled my drink again?"
Person 2: "Of course you did, you fucking geep gorp."
Person 2: "Of course you did, you fucking geep gorp."
by That Hoe Brenda November 27, 2024

Two people get cursed together, once the curse starts it never ends. Once a year on a random date you are forced to jump op the belly of a deceased pregnant woman while the other lays with his mouth opended wide in front of the vagina of the deceased pregnant woman in question. This process is called gorping. You decide the roles by doing rock-paper-scissors for who will lay down with his mouth opened or will preceed to jump on the belly.
by anonymous July 10, 2025

A replacement word for anything typically just to make the sentence funnier or if you simply want to confuse people
by AntiBoi July 26, 2023
