Gorp

A replacement word for anything typically just to make the sentence funnier or if you simply want to confuse people

What the gorp?(What the hell)
I gorped your mom last night(I fucked your mom last night)

by AntiBoi July 26, 2023

gorp

Granola, Oats, and Raisins, and Peanuts! As featured in the Jimmy Fallon Skit, EW.

Paraphrase: Dad: "Hey Girls, Your Mother Just Made Some Fresh Gorp!"

Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"

Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*

by DankDefinitions568 May 19, 2016

Reverse Gorping

To begin the reverse gorping you must first have a pregnant women who has just given birth, you then cut the umbilical cord and hold on to it being pulled inside of her, then you live off the nutrients of her.

My wife is almost due, I think I might go reverse gorping for a few months

by Jance Byers January 27, 2025

Gorp

A group of dumbass friends who either take up an entire lunch table or an entire discord server.

"That gorp took our table!"

by AugustDaMope July 31, 2023

Gippy Gorp

Farting in the bathtub and snapping at the bubbles with your teeth

You're a gippy gorp

by Bitely bandit February 20, 2021

Geep Gorp

A foolish, clueless person who consistently makes poor decisions or acts absurdly without realising it.

Person 1: "Can you believe I spilled my drink again?"
Person 2: "Of course you did, you fucking geep gorp."

by That Hoe Brenda November 27, 2024

Gorp Miner

Someone who "mines" the good stuff out of the gorp on outdoor trips, leaving nothing but peanuts and raisins. In context, the term "miner" is also used as they are usually eating gorp when their behavior is noticed. Gorp stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Crap is a more modern term as it stands for Candy, Raisins And Peanuts, though this term is less well know.

"Don't be a gorp miner and just grab a handful, you hoser!

by Shadyme June 24, 2024