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Gargantua-Whore

1. A whore that is larger than life. He/She maintains a level of whoreness beyond any normal whore.

2. A fat lard that lays in bed all day and whores out. Can also pertain to obese people who give out sex like candy.

3. In prehistoric times, a Gargantua-Whore would rome the land searching for sex and cause mild earthquakes along the way. If one was to cross its path, they would have to fuck their way for freedom or pay the mighty price of being keestered. The keestering would last for weeks and if you survived or escaped, then you would smell like ass for all eternity.
"Jimmy sure loves those Gargantua-Whores. I walked into the kitchen this morning to find one of his girls eating breakfast. She was so huge, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard."
by ZombieTraining August 4, 2007
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gergana

Gergana:A sexy badass girl,who usually likes to play with boys,she doesn't like relationships that lil Badass girl u gotta ketcher
1:Dude I slept with Gergana
2:No way dude,how was it?
1:Well it was pretty Gergana though.
by kelli_b December 31, 2016
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Gargamel

A crotchety old wizard who lives in a ramshackled stone building in the woods with a cat and occasionally a little boy who is always trying to hunt down and eat little blue creatures called wordsmurf/words because he's too lazy to walk to town and go to the deli for a pastrami on rye.
Gargamel hungry. Need smurfs...
by Zero X. Diamond March 28, 2003
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gargantuous

Of tremendously large size
"yo my johnson was gargantuous when i was cleveland steaming her ginormous knocks"
by Alex & Jonny, roots July 16, 2003
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Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.
Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.
by The Evit One October 28, 2010
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gargantuan vagina

Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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0'MY GORGALORGS

a feeling of shock, could also say oh my word
0'MY GORGALORGS , DID YOU SEE THAT SHOOTING STAR?!
by blue battle-axe April 10, 2021
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