gonk

A Gothic Punk... not much more to be said there.

Rachelle and Jesie are so Gonk, eh matey?

by Condom October 15, 2006

Gonk Droid

Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. Lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a Gonk Droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. This was because to make the film Lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. The amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. The blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.

Me: I need to charge my phone.
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk

by DEW ETT December 17, 2017

gonked

Fuck you, Mang, you'll never get my information!!!!

lol gonked motherfucker got gonked

by Tion The One September 3, 2004

flanking the gonk

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.

man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.

by Sunday Knight June 15, 2010

Gon Gonk

A phrase used to make people aware of you entering a room. Especially if they havent already seen you.

Mark: Yeh whens Jason gettin her with the Carslberg im gaspin like...

Pecker: I know yeh, any chance like!

(Door Opens)

Wearmouth: Gon Gonk!! gon gon gon gon gonk!!

by Jason Wearmouth June 28, 2009

Gonk Droid

The god of Lego Star Wars

While he may seem useless, Gonk Droid is actually quite popular among LSWTCS memers.

by Flatblok71 February 17, 2020

gonk bag

Slang term for Tall bald headed individuals from Idaho. Normally hanging around blue turf and pit bulls while smoking camel lights.

"hey gonk bag"
"get fucked u gonk bag"

by puff donkey November 18, 2009