gong show

totally out of control shit show, no organisation

Yesterday at work was a total gong show, nobody knew what was going on.

by g-g-g--g-g-ggunit June 08, 2005

gong show

the term gong show is widely used in the hockey locker rooms across canada. it has become the nickname of many out-of-control young men. while mainly used by hockey players, the common person may use it in everyday conversation. to be a gong show, one must be able to pull the chute, as well as be crazy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, out of control, confused, a frequent streaker, terribly unlucky, inept, a drunk, a lazy ass, or any combination of all of these

spence is a definite gongshow. tonight, at dinner before the game, he choked on a piece of chicken, coughed it up into his nasal cavity, blew it out his nose, and ate it again. in the game he got in a fight, broke a guys leg, and scored a goal. afterward, he put on his pink sunglasses and hopped in the shower with the team, then ran naked through the rink giggling like a little girl.

by tex July 25, 2004

Gong Show

A gathering of people that becomes disruptive, and unruly for whatever reason.

Everything was going real nice until the crowd became intoxicated! Then the whole party turned into a Gong Show!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 25, 2021

Lo gong

Cantonese word for husband. Mostly used by teens as a term of endearment for their boyfriends.

Girl: My lo gong got me roses for our anniversary. He's so sweet :)

by maggy319 June 27, 2007

gong show

One who does exceedingly stupid or irrational things, usually but not necessarily while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The word is believed to have originated as a spin-off of the 1976 ABC sitcom ‘The Gong Show’ where participants would perform until the judges deemed their performance too awful to continue. Note: gong show is commonly abbreviated to 'gong'. The act of calling somone a gong show is often accompanied by two of his buddies bashing an immaginary gong.

Wow, he's got vodka taped to his balls, what a gong show!
Tribe, your a fuckin gong show!
He just slid head 1st into a giant mud puddle 10 minutes before his philosophy exam, what a gong.

by Matt Tribe December 15, 2003

Arena Gong

A hub cap on a wire in front of the internet cafe known as The Arena. Arena Patrons Bob,Nick,Matt and Winsor frequently run outside to ring the arena gong.

Winsor was hitting the arena gong when nicked kicked it and sliced winsors finger.

by Winsor April 26, 2003

guchi gong

A way to describe something as good. Typically used by hella gay normies to describe themselves.

"Yah mon im hella guchi gong"

by OctahedronV2 May 13, 2018