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glazed vag

When a girl goes to a Dunkin' Donuts, claims she knows a guy who works there to gain access to the donut glazing machine to drip hot sugary glazing onto her meat curtain.
H: Hey miss why are you in the back?
DB: Just undergoing a glazed vag procedure using your confectionary equipment.
H: Proceed.
by The Boston Creamer December 28, 2014
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GLïfe

What's GLïfe? GLïfe is a group of people who loves Money, Cars and Kicks. And of course if you're about that GLïfe, meaning you love money cars and kicks, one day You gon' have a car and YOU gotta name your car any words that starts with the letter “G”. Anything. And why y'all spell Lïfe with two dots? Well, now you're a "GLïfer" meaning a true hustler, and every GLïfer must fall in love with 2 Mill meaning 2 millions. Get it now. Are you a GLïfer now?!

~ GLïfe

And what’s T.N.$? The Never $leep means Money don’t $leep. Get Money Fuck $leep, you can Sleep when you die.

~ The Never $leep
Yo, Andrew, I heard your loot getting fatter?

On GLïfe I swear been getting this loot for years mane!
by GLïfe May 10, 2018
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shit-glazed

The resulting sheen of feces on one's penis after anal sex.
"Wow. Look at the ass on that slut!"

"Ya, I wouldn't mind getting shit-glazed by her!"
by hooligan0068 February 13, 2010
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Side Glide

When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your side glide and relax and get some release. (See also slide glide).
by Deputy Dawg 289 April 14, 2011
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managers glaze

The managers ejaculation that gets put on food (most likely pancakes or dessert)
Can I get the iHop pancakes with the managers glaze please
by Tkey010 November 17, 2022
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Glacier Glider

A term used for a white person invented by AK Nation News on youtube.
A Glacier Glider was minding his own business when suddenly he was attacked.
by Todball September 16, 2021
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glazed gay

n: a homosexual male who tans too much and uses too much hair product, make-up, and lip gloss, thus rendering himself in the likeness of a glazed donut -- tan with a bit of a frosted coating
LeatherBear1: "Look at that little thing! It is the middle of January! You do not have a natural tan in the middle of January!"

LeatherBear2: "And skin doesn't naturally look shimmery either."

LeatherBear3: "He's a glazed gay. We could eat him in one bite!"

*growling hungrily in unison*
by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008
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