gilmore girls

The only good programming on the WB.

Reverend: The church is exempt from your town statutes, Taylor.
Rabbi: We answer to a higher authority... like the hot dog.
Reverend: I laugh every time you say that.
Rabbi: I know. Funny is funny.
Taylor: Well, I can guarantee that God does not want this either.
Reverend: Did you hear that, David? Taylor Doose is in direct communication with God.
Rabbi: Thirty years I'm working for God, I haven't received so much as a card.
Reverend: Is it by phone that you speak with him, Taylor?
Rabbi: Do you have a God phone, Taylor?
Taylor: Rabbi, please.
Reverend: What's he like? For us common folk who've never met him?
Rabbi: Is he short, is he tall?
Reverend: Does he like to laugh?
Rabbi: Is the whole shellfish thing really serious? Because, I gotta tell you, some of those Red Lobster commercials look pretty good...

by VespaGirl January 25, 2005

Gilmore Girls

The best show in thw world. If you like sarcasam and witt it is for you.

This room would make liberache say " step back nobody is THAT gay"~Infamous gilmore girls line

by Tres C. November 10, 2008

gitgo

from the very start, or from the beginning

I never believed that boy's BS story from the gitgo.

by herbana October 20, 2006

Happy Gilmore

Best Film Ever!

"Jackass"
"Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick
my own ass."

by RB November 30, 2003

gilmore girls

Best show on earth.

Setting: Stars Hollow Connecticut, US
Characters: Lorelai Victoria Gilmore, Lorelai "Rory" Lee Gilmore, Emily Gilmore, Richard Gilmore, Luke Danes, Sookie Bellville nee St. James, Jackson Bellville Christopher Hayden, Dean Forrestor, Lane Kim, Mrs. Kim Logan Huntsberger, Jess Mariano, Michel Gerrard, Max Medina, Jason Stiles, Taylor Doose, Paris Gellar, Babette, Maury, Miss Patty etc...

Plot: The lives of the two main characters, Lorelai and Rory gilmore. Lorelai had Rory when she was 16 years old, and she moved the two of them away from her parents, Emily and Richard's, home soon after. She made her way to Stars Hollow and came to the Independence Inn, Where she met Mia, who took her in and helped take care of her. The show starts off while Rory is in here sophmore year of highschool, when she transfers to Chilton Prep school, in hopes of getting into Harvard. Lorelai must borrow money from her extremely rich parents, to pay for her to go to Chilton. This show is based on love, compassion, hatred, angst, and much more.

Currently well into season 6, Rory and Lorelai's adventures are still going strong.

This is the best show on the planet, and i urge everyone who reads this to watch it.

Gilmore girls quote:
Emily: You were on the phone?
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai...
Lorelai: So, God *is* a woman.
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: *And* a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, that I could.

by aalikane April 25, 2006

Brown Gilmore

a semi-obscure sex act that fulfills a particular fetish by combining a straight couple, a midget, and poop.

"Hey, buddy, when did you realize she was 'the One'?"

"The first time she gave me a Brown Gilmore!"

by D. Sanchez III October 7, 2009

gilmore girls

The best freakin show in the world.
Shown in many countries all over the world, translated into the local language. Unfortunatly it is currently NOT showing in Ireland, because RTE will not show it because they are too stingy

THE FIRST KISS OF LUKE AND LORELAI IN GILMORE GIRLS(excluding dream)

Lorelai: What are you doing?
Luke: Will you just stand still
(he kisses her, then stands back looking at her.She steps forward)
Luke: What are you doing?
Lorelai: Will you just stand still
(She kisses him, awwwww)

by louloumc89 December 26, 2005