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Schrödinger's Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is so mad at you that you don't know if you have a girlfriend or not.
She asked if I had a girlfriend, so I told her it's complicated, I'm dating Schrödinger's girlfriend.

Jimmy's girlfriend 

1. An awesome human being that contains an unhealthy love for unicorns, lemurs, rainbows and sparkles.
2. Tall, skinny, and unbelievably attractive beyond all measure.
3. An unusually hyperactive girl whose personality resembles that of a squirrel.
Jimmy's girlfriend is so hot, mmmm!

Jealous Of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts 

A post on a Daddy's Facebook wall that might appear innocent but it's wording portrays a troubled person with insecurities and deep-seeded jealously against the new woman in daddy's life.

The posting is meant to hurt daddy's girlfriend and cause trouble in the relationship. Usually the post will imply that daddy is still in love with her mother and that there is something going on behind the girlfriend's back.

It is a mean and passive aggressive and is a sign of someone who needs to get a life and possibly therapy and let her daddy live his own life.
Jealous of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts:

"Omg I can stop cracking up listening too my parents talk on voxer there too funny. Oh Kip & Fondi what a love story."

***Kip and Fondi (or LaFonda) being "pet names" used during her parents' short, miserable marriage.***

Liam's Girlfriend

Liam's Girlfriend is Lily
Liam's Girlfriend by Your-_Mama__- September 3, 2016

Louis Tomlinson’s girlfriend 

Annabelle McComb

mingi's girlfriend 

rin (@B9RBlE) is the girlfriend of mingi from ateez
"have you seen rin? i heard she's mingi's girlfriend."
"oh yea, those two have been dating for months"
mingi's girlfriend by lolamiami March 20, 2021