Giraffe

Malik is a giraffe he eats ass and mcloves dogs that look like bears rOar HE ALSO IS VERY TALL WHICH IS GREAT BC HE CAN REACH STUFF FOR ME

A Giraffe 💀 is A tall person😭

by Na8y September 14, 2018

Giraffe

1) An animal found in the plains of Africa

2) A code word for a female's gentials (mainly the vagina)

1)Giraffes are my favorite animals!

2)God, after last night with Ken my Giraffe hurts... D':

by Neko Uke September 27, 2008

giraffe

Giraffes are fucking stupid.

"Giraffes are so fucking stupid."

by paradoxshenro March 1, 2019

Baby Giraffe

A person who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

Dude, you're a Baby Giraffe

by Yeetyeetyeetyah May 20, 2021

drunk giraffe

A dance executed by fully extending the arms above their head and shaking them side to side.

Popularized by Matt Smith in the popular television series, Doctor Who.

"You gotta be the drunk giraffe! You gotta commit! Cool is not cool!"
-the 11th Doctor

by FifteenthDoctor December 31, 2013

jizz giraffe

when you haven't jizzed for approximately 1 full week, when you do your legs buckle much like when a baby giraffe is born.

dude, i havent masturbated for a week but i finally jizzed myself last night. you should have seen it, there was so much jizz coming out of me i buckled like a jizz giraffe. it were coming out of me like creamy cable brother!

by dgp87 February 8, 2010

Arse Giraffe

A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.

I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.

by Zonal K June 22, 2019