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Gideon

A dude who likes green and looks like a dad who has a husband.
Hey, I know this dude named Gideon who like men and green.
by TryMeGideon September 22, 2024
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A Gideon knows your thoughts because his heart is just that big. Probably works at Taco Bell but is so super intelligent his sauce is lazy. He is not a Stanley. His wisdom is special. He will literally take a firework to the arm to save the tribe. Some refer to his numbness as a sexy coping mechanism. Plays video games a lot and has a great talent for being real. Sublime smile. Some call Gideons the can of soup. Gideons are related to Big Hoss' but are more sensitive. They have purple twins with fish heart. And in the jamborees Gideons play the kazoo. Love your Gideon as he is precious. Must give him tickles so he grows big and strong.
Sam: I saw a Gideon the other day. Gave me Gideon eyes. Felt him inside of my soul like a warm tuba full of coleslaw that my Grandmother made.

Susan: Lucky mcgoo.
by NeoLeeches December 23, 2022
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Gideon

A guy that lives in Vegas and loves himself.
by Theeerealthickshady February 27, 2025
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Gideon

a Gideon is an actual guy in Singapore who loves little girls and goons to rei
that's a Gideon right there!
by NO.1 GIDEON HATER March 31, 2025
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Gideon

Prettiest girl ever, most definitely a psycho, smart girl who likes to hide it. Great singer/ singwriter, DEFINITELY GAY
Gideon is the gayest bitch Ik
by Anna banana628 July 18, 2022
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What you call a Minecraft addict
we spent 7hrs online last night and Gideon still wants to fight the warden this morning
by victorian9 December 30, 2023
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Gideon Zhang

Massive Zygos
person: wow look at that mogger right there
person: yea he is truly a gideon zhang
by Eric Yu October 14, 2025
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