Gert

A person who calls a friend to tell them the result of a game or movie when that person is recording the game or movie for future viewing. named after my mother who has on a number of occasions phoned friends to let them know who won the golf tournament or hockey game

She phoned me to tell me that she solved today's wordle and it was proxy- The slip was a Gert or she Gerted me.

by Lucky Louie53 January 20, 2022

gert gerhuner burgers

Huge tastey breasts

That woman has some great gert gerhuner burgers

by Matt Abe November 25, 2009

Gert Day

A national holiday in which fraternity men celebrate the birthday of gert, their fraternity brother. Events include beer bongs, boob luging, keg stands, and shotgunning.

Lo- “Yo Dan are you going to Gert day Friday?”
Dan-“Fuck yeah dude I’m tryin to blackout!”

by Derogatory term February 8, 2022

Gerted

A kink formed between a grandmother and grandson

Trevor loves to get Gerted with his grandmother!

by T-op August 28, 2021

Gert

Short for Gertrude. A word to describe someone with no game.

I would date him but he’s kind of a Gert.

I don’t like those shoes they are Gert.

by Mzmarquez December 26, 2020

Gert

The name of a fucking legend who will give his all to the people close to him and not expect the same back… hands down a Legend and likes to call his friends a DOMNAAI

Gert!!! Come wash the fucking dishes

by Die penismeester November 22, 2021

gerte

Person who likes being a bitch

Shut up you gerte

by Wordguy42069 June 21, 2021