lawn gnome

Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.

Person #1: Where'd Bob go?
Person #2: Lawn gnomes got 'em.

by Master Gee May 17, 2004

Gnome Diving

The act of shoving a garden gnome up ones urethera.

I'm into gnome diving. That's pretty kinky

by Papa gnoogi August 12, 2016

Garden Gnome Dickhead

The role you name someone on Discord when they have been warned on GC Over 50 Times, If this user has been warned over 50 Times you shall name him "Super Mega Garden Gnome Dickhead" if they say "Average Garden Gnome Dickhead" It means you have been warned over 100 times and there used to you

Hey That Guy is such a Dickhead lets give him the Role on Discord "Garden Gnome Dickhead"

by Definitions4People February 5, 2018

The Geometry Dash Effect

When someone slowly gets worse and worse at something the longer a session goes on. This effect is mainly caused by the brain sabotaging the session because it grows tired of shit and wants to do something else.

Person 1: AGHHHH!!!

Person 2: You good?

Person 1: NO! I'm trying to beat Deadlocked, but every time I play, I just keep dying earlier!!! I hate this game!!!

Person 2: No you don't. You're just experiencing the Geometry Dash Effect. You gotta take a break to do something else.

Person 1: Yeah. Wanna make out?

Person 2: Hell yeah

*kissing ensues*

by ThatBananaSansGuy1918 March 17, 2021

Sacred Geometry

The underlying geometry in nature.

Example: the fibonacci sequence, the seed of life, the flower of life, the tree of life
One can see sacred geometry in naturally occurring ratios.
Example: pi, our bodies, plants, sea shells, spiral galaxies, sunflowers, ect.

by pochochojo October 24, 2013

Lawn Gnome Syndrome

n. A mental ailment similar to depression, characterized by a tendancy to mope and be unhappy.
Acronym: LGS.

A: "He's sitting in the corner all alone moping. What's wrong with him?"
Dr. B: "He has Lawn Gnome Syndrome. Go and force him to feel better."

by qqq March 29, 2005

Gnome Rapist

1. Noun- A person who rapes molests or otherwise uses for sexual gratification a live gnome, or a garden gnome statue.

2. Adjective- Gravest insult of all time to work in accordance with cum guzzler, rectal ranger, and pedo pee pee

3. Synonym for faggot

1. "The police arrived and found the gnome covered in feces and semen" They concluded the local gnome rapist had struck again.

2. You chief cum guzzling gnome rapist.

3. Dude did you see that gnome rapist over there? Yes his tounge was halfway down his boyfriends asshole sick.

by Gnome Zealot SPM November 20, 2009