garrisoned

to make a error even though you know you are making the error, but continue to do so. mostly for food or drink orders that are repetitive every day.

"I am in here everyday ordering the same drink, but somehow the same barista I see every day garrisoned my drink!".

by PNWjimbo13 March 25, 2021

Herbert Garrison

Herbert Garrison (previously Janet Garrison; after a sex-change operation that was later reversed), is a 4th grade teacher at South Park Elementary. He is also the head of babygirlism.

"Hey, did you hear about that new teacher at the elementary school?"
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."

by MrGarris0n October 24, 2023

drew garrison

The funniest n-word I have ever met. Also has the largest cock on the planet. Great 6 pack. Can drink like a machine. Carry’s that 9 on him at all times

Whose dat beast.
Oh that’s Drew Garrison

by TinyBoyTim January 12, 2024

Garrison

The historical practice of drinking bourbon and using the bottle as a butt plug for pony play.

They Garrison pony boy and he became Mr. Ed in no time.

by Pony boy play April 13, 2023

Garrison's presidential fuck

The act of one preforming sexual intercourse to a point of the other party failing to survive

My wife died from Garrison's presidential fuck

by the missile knows where it is September 3, 2023

Macon Blair As Lloyd Garrison

From indie thriller to nuclear thriller, Macon's Lloyd Garrison is at the heart of the atomic decision, wild right?

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Macon Blair As Lloyd Garrison, atomic stakes indie vibes

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

Sandy Garrison

When you get head in a beach bathroom stall.

My girl got freaky at the beach, so she gave me a sandy garrison.

by Sandy Garry February 17, 2020