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Garrison Biles

a silly boy, who is a goose. he is funny and crazy and eats bread
by kgoose March 3, 2024
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Garrisonitis

AKA Political Conspiracism . The belief that those one politically disagrees with (esp. those that oppose one's favored candidate) are in on a massive conspiracy to overturn said belief/candidate. Though Ben Garrison and other Trump supporters of his ilk are textbook examples,by no means are they the only ones. Others include:
-Joseph Stalin's Great Purges
-Robespierre's Reign of Terror
-McCarthyism
etc.
His Garrisonitis makes him see fiendish plots at every turn.
by 0926200 June 4, 2023
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Ms. Garrison

Also "Mr. Garrison" or just "Garrison" a trans or non-binary person who "sucks up" to cisgender people and/or has some form of internalized prejudiced.
Named after the South Park character.
"Yes, cisphobia is real". Said the Ms. Garrison. "Now sit down Cartman , we have a lot to learn today."
by Relaxingdolphinnerd June 16, 2016
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Mike Garrison

A man who lived hard and played hard. One who left the world two of the most bad ass respectful chicks who have led their children to walk with strength, love with with their hearts and live with honor. Mighty fierce in his battles
Mike Garrisons daughters are sexy xxx stars
by Freakyfetishgrl October 18, 2020
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drew garrison

The funniest n-word I have ever met. Also has the largest cock on the planet. Great 6 pack. Can drink like a machine. Carry’s that 9 on him at all times
Whose dat beast.
Oh that’s Drew Garrison
by TinyBoyTim January 12, 2024
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Joe Garrison

What you call someone that's a cheap copy of something superior. Often used to label someone a fraud
Speaking to a fraudulent family member: You are the Joe Garrison of family members

You are the Joe Garrison to my Frank Castle, know your place
by Punished2 October 19, 2025
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