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Garretting

The action of expressing ones inner Garret.

To Garrett.
Wowzers! That striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You're really Garretting today.
by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023
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Sofia Garret

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garret wester

Garret Wester: Shut your mouths!
by Jl2768 May 16, 2022
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Clumsy Garret

by alhdjlhajhd July 30, 2016
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Garret

A Garret is a unit of Measure. Often considered quite heavy.

Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.
Guy 1: I deadlifted .5 Garret Today!
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.

Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.

Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.
by Curtis Andre August 2, 2022
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Garret

Someone who gets lots of mirror pics for some weird reason. Also has the hottest mom that all the boys wanna bang.
by anonymous June 7, 2022
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Garret Bertrand

A guy who is an absolute twat and never leaves his basement except for food and his John aka his gay partner
Hey look at that garret Bertrand He”ll never find love
by bill shakespear June 4, 2018
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