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Garret Wester: Shut your mouths!
by Jl2768 May 16, 2022
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Clumsy Garret

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Sofia Garret

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Garret

A Garret is a unit of Measure. Often considered quite heavy.

Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.
Guy 1: I deadlifted .5 Garret Today!
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.

Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.

Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.
by Curtis Andre August 2, 2022
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Garret

Someone who gets lots of mirror pics for some weird reason. Also has the hottest mom that all the boys wanna bang.
by anonymous June 7, 2022
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Garret Gilbert

The quarterback with his first professional start against the undefeated Steelers and is 7-0
Garret Gilbert is torching the cowboys.
by RyanDaking1 November 8, 2020
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Garret Payne

by jgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjg October 29, 2020
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