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Gardener

A gardener is a piece of shit who never mows the lawns and let’s all your plants die.
Shasko Dubich our gardener pulled up in his 2005 g wagon and was three hours late and all he had to do was mow the grass and rake the leaves. Andre Rakin his right hand man was drinking a beer while Shasko Dubich bragged about how he owned a trailer park.
by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022
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Garrence

This right here is a ship! Between Garroth and Laurence. From Aphmau.
"Do you ship Garrence?"
by Kawaimau March 6, 2018
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Garden Variety Lesbians

The normal, average or typical lesbians. Lesbians that are obvious in the way they look or by thier personalities.
Yea dude, those are some garden variety lesbians for sure.
by Princess Addeline August 14, 2016
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Garret Watts

Garret Watts is a Californian YouTuber who honestly makes the most random YouTube videos and is one of Shane Dawsons friends,he also loves to talk about Harry Potter alot because he is a fan so yeah. And in my opinion he is such a great YouTuber and he is also gay.
Oh my god Garret Watts is a funny YouTuber you should check him out.
by !Zicroni! February 8, 2019
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Gardenia

Gardenia is a hot sexy Spanish chick who knows what she wants and what she'll get she doesn't play games, she's a great friend to have and she's super loyal she's always there whenever you need her, she can be quite the partier once handed a drink but the best thing about Gardenia is that she's unpredictable she loves doing things that people are to scared to do she's practically a daredevil. She's also a great girlfriend so unique and special her characteristics are stunning and her face and bod smoking hot during the day you may think she's innocent but locket she a freak in the sheets. She is everything a guy could ever want plus more she's definitely wifey material so if you got a Gardenia on your hands don't let her go
You know that Gardenia chick she's mad weird but she's crazy fun
by P34ch3s November 24, 2014
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garden state parkway

Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.

And no one calls it the GSP.
Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.

New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."
by dts. August 19, 2009
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Garden gnome

Did you see my new garden gnome.
by Teräsmiäs November 9, 2018
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