girl: "I'm in love with my car."
guy: "Does your husband suspect anything?"
girl: "He loves driving it, too."
guy: "Garage a trois!"
guy: "Does your husband suspect anything?"
girl: "He loves driving it, too."
guy: "Garage a trois!"
by stuku June 1, 2009
Get the garage a trois mug.A partial or total loss of memory, resulting from intoxication or altered state achieved while partying in the garage or a garage-like environment. Shock, psychological disturbance, brain injury, or praying at the porcelain alter may follow.
WTF, I don't remember a garage, a cake, turning 37, blah, blah, blah! No seriously guys...I think I'm suffering garagenesia.
Man, that was an awesome party in the garage last night; did anyone get donkey punched? I don't remember what happened, I'm suffering some serious Garagenesia...
Man, that was an awesome party in the garage last night; did anyone get donkey punched? I don't remember what happened, I'm suffering some serious Garagenesia...
by DanTroySteveDaveAijaTracyMoViv March 6, 2010
Get the Garagenesia mug.A garage filled with lots of things, people with many personalitys, and dick's is a main topic. Your go to place to laugh and be jolly. And of course if your bubs, take a nap.
by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut June 21, 2022
Get the Carlos' garage mug.A condition that affects a person where the only person they are capable of loving, is himself/herself. Someone who has Gaara Syndrome is often called a Gaarasist. Not to be confused with narcissism and/or narcissist.
Eugene: Fuck you too! (hangs up cellphone)
Jerry: What's with you?
Herman: My fiancee just dumped me! She's going for some douchebag with a Mustang and a Ph.D!
Mark: Ow man, that's harsh!
Herman: You know what, forget love! Nobody seems to want to love me like they should, so I'll go love myself! Apparently I'm the only person I can trust in a relationship! (walks away)
(Three Weeks Later)
Doctor: So what seems to be the problem?
Eugene's Brother: It's not me, it's my brother, he refuses to even consider dating girls anymore.
Doctor: Why, is he gay?
Eugene's Brother: No, he says that he refuses to love anyone but himself.
Doctor: Another case of Gaara Syndrome! That's the fifth time this week! (looks around for the patient) Why isn't the patient here?
Eugene's Brother: Apparently you're the guy who whooed his fiancee, and I don't think that murder would help him get over his condition.
Doctor: Ah! That Eugene!
Jerry: What's with you?
Herman: My fiancee just dumped me! She's going for some douchebag with a Mustang and a Ph.D!
Mark: Ow man, that's harsh!
Herman: You know what, forget love! Nobody seems to want to love me like they should, so I'll go love myself! Apparently I'm the only person I can trust in a relationship! (walks away)
(Three Weeks Later)
Doctor: So what seems to be the problem?
Eugene's Brother: It's not me, it's my brother, he refuses to even consider dating girls anymore.
Doctor: Why, is he gay?
Eugene's Brother: No, he says that he refuses to love anyone but himself.
Doctor: Another case of Gaara Syndrome! That's the fifth time this week! (looks around for the patient) Why isn't the patient here?
Eugene's Brother: Apparently you're the guy who whooed his fiancee, and I don't think that murder would help him get over his condition.
Doctor: Ah! That Eugene!
by BaconFTW!!! November 14, 2010
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B: "Yeah bro. I got the stuff, let's go and make a Dr. Garran"
B: "Yeah bro. I got the stuff, let's go and make a Dr. Garran"
by blackprincess January 15, 2010
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