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Dirty gabs

A dirty gabs is when you freeze a large poo, smash it into pieces and use the pieces for your special homemade brownies or cookies
Guy 1: guna make some cookies today

Guy 2: sounds lush bro

Girl 1: I’m holding in a wicked poop right now, fancy making a dirty gabs?

Guy 1: how else would you make cookies bitch?
by Alantitmangle April 14, 2020
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Gabs Goodbye

An expression that originated in Gaborone, Botswana.
A Gabs Goodbye refers to leaving a party, social gathering or other meeting without saying goodbye to the host or anyone else i.e. one minute the guest is there and the next they aren’t. A well performed Gabs Goodbye will see the guest leave and their absence is not noticed until some time later
'Have you seen Marcus?'

'Last time I saw him he was at the bar saying how he heard there was a better party at Dale’s, I think he did a Gabs Goodbye and went there'
by The TIA July 14, 2020
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Gab Loot

When you do not wan to call someone a tool bag to their face and to confuse them you say i completely backwards. Hence, the word Gab Loot
-"OMG that guy is so annoying"

- "i know he is such a Gab Loot"
by madiea June 26, 2010
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Mad Gab

The ever-so-popular drinking game, where a card is shown to you that has a series of random words written on it, and when you say the words it sounds like a popular phrase, or famous person. You repeat saying the random words until you realize what the phrase or person is. This game is only really fun with liquor involved, because the more drunk you get the more you slur, and it actually can become easier!
In Mad Gab, a card might say:
"Wheel Yum Air Ream He"
Answer:
"Will you marry me"
Example 2:
"Eye Needle Ax Eight If"
Answer:
"I need a laxative"
by Hugh Jazz February 5, 2006
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Gift of gab

the "gift of gab" is the ability supposedly given to one who kisses the Blarney Stone in Ireland. This is the ability to talk others into doing what you want.
In Tommy Boy, Chris Farley seeks to find the gift of gab his father had as a salesman. This gift of gab is illustrated by David Spades comment that Farley's father could sell a "ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves."
by leanwitit April 16, 2006
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Gab Smolders

A sweet young lady who loves to play video games and does videos on YouTube She has a cat named BB (Big Boss) and lives with her boyfriend Sean in Brighton!
"Have you seen Gab Smolders on YouTube?"

Yea I have, I love her series on Stardew Valley!
by Devilition June 16, 2021
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can-gab

IPA: kan gab

1. n. Conversation (not always with a stranger) between stalls in a public toilet.

2. v. (plural) To converse while high on drugs in a bathroom.

3. n. Trivial communication (usu. speech), oft. self-rectifying; (adj.) absurd and/or off topic.
1. Listen, jim, I overheard some wicked can gab back there, I think the shit is about to hit the fan!

2. I thought it was just idle can-gab, but then the toilet exploded.

3. I been waitin' for the bathroom for like ten minutes! I'm about to pee myself and all I can hear is those two can-gabbing and giggling like school girls!

4. When they started talking about Luminous Bodies, the crowd thought it was so deep, but it was absolute can-gab.

5. I know it's a seminar, but his question was just so...I don't know...can-gab.
by Zero & Lefty February 25, 2011
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