Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.

Does your poop groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022

soft groomer

a type of groomer that isn’t sexual. a groomer that plays nice and is sweet, and mostly seen as a parental figure by the person being groomed. this groomers intent is only to gain control and trust only later to abandon or turn against the one being groomed.

“He was a soft groomer.”
“Oh man, I’m sorry. They’re hard to point out…”

by villiandeku November 12, 2023

Baby Groomer

Jeffery Epstein was a baby groomer.

Novice dog groomers sometimes think of themselves as baby groomers, but hey please don’t Epstein my dog but do express his anal glands.

by Damnit Janet March 24, 2022

Groomer Brown

Any male from the Islamic community. Enriching our Society, Diversity is our strength

Popped into town and could see Tony the crackhead scoring again off the groomer browns.

by DeathwishDave July 24, 2024

Groomer

The person you take your pet to when your pet needs a haircut

I'm a professional groomer

by Tobyvenom May 26, 2023

Poop Groomer

One who applies aesthetic enhancement to excreted material.

Does your Poop Groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 14, 2022

groomer

sydney chandler

sydney chandler is a groomer

by bluebanisters May 7, 2022