Gripper

A gripper is a person who has their hand on their dick all the time.
A proper 24/7 wanker.

Gazza - “ that bloke Scott in the digger is full fledged flog “

Trev - “ Boodly oath, couldn’t swing that machine to save his arse. Needs to get his hand off his dick. What a fucking gripper”

by KiwiJimi June 2, 2018

gripper

a very old and annoying person. they are gripping to life, refuses to die already.

This gripper has been driving under the speed limit in the fast lane with their blinker on for the past 15 miles!

by arc008 February 27, 2016

Grass Grippers

Feet, particularly the toes that grip the grass. For an outdoor lad. Or lass.

“Yo did you see he Mark he had no shoes on!”

“Yeah, he was only rockin the grass grippers my guy”

by MarkGetsBitches March 15, 2022

Mississippi Grappler

When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.

I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.

by Cumdumpster Brown December 25, 2008

gipple

a guesstimate; an uneducated answer; similar to mulva.

uh... gipple?

by vurp May 1, 2003

Carlsbad Grimple

A sexual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man's penis before being sexually serviced by thai prostitutes. The term was introduced by Samantha Bee on Comedy Central's daily show in her analysis of CIA chief Goss' departure from the CIA amid questions surrounding prostitutes and poker parties at the Watergate hotel.

Goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the Watergate hotel in 2005

by Christian Buss August 30, 2008

gropple

A weather term, referring to a light, hail-like snow.

The forecast is calling for rain changing over to gropple, with sleet and hail mixed in.

by GuyPD November 13, 2006