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granting

when a person (the granter) is super quick with another and is extremely perturbed by someone asking them a simple question. they (the granter) usually interupts the first person before they even get their question out. then they (the granter) immediately try and degrade the first person.
Example #1:

A Dad asking his son a question because the Dad is interested in what his son did at school today-

Dad (intended question): Hi Grant How was your school day?
Dad (actual attemped question): Hi Grant How was .....?

TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): No Dad! Stop asking me questions! I'm, tired, sick, hungary, hate you, you're stupid and you're bothering me, you alway do this so leave me alone, etc.

Example #2:

A Dad asking his son about why he didn't eat his breakfast because the Dad is concered about his son's health and welfare-

Dad (intended question): Grant, you didn't finish the nice breakfast I made for you. What's wrong?

Dad (actual attemped question): Grant, you...

TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): Stop it Dad! I hate this food. It makes me sick. I've never liked it. You just do this to make me upset. I hate you.
by Grant'sDad March 29, 2010
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Granting

When a group of friends is enjoying smoking pot and one person decides to hold the joint/bowl while talking your ear off about a random story that nobody gives a shit about.
Jimmy and Steve were smoking a joint steve kept holding the joint and letting it burn out, "Steve, quit Granting the joint and pass that shit."
by ATM BITCH! July 1, 2008
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Grating the cheese

When one emits a fart that sounds choppy and disconnected.
random guy: blup. blup. blup. blup.blup.blup.blupblupblupblup.

random girl: (to friend) eew! did you just here that guy?!?!?!?! he was totally grating the cheese!
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Grating the block

Being cheesy/corny.
“You’re really grating the block with that dad joke there, buddy!”
by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020
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Granting

When someone doesn’t hangout with the bois and has nothing going on but makes up a random excuse to why he didn’t/can’t hang out.
Person 1: Yall tryin to go campin this weekend?
Person 2: Can’t
Person 1: Bru George why u always granting
Person 2: I got hella stuff to do this weekend
by trist06 May 9, 2023
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Grefting

The act of installing a shelf into plasterboard incorrectly.
That guy's totally grefting. I don't see him using any wall plugs!
by bigdickmorechicks January 9, 2024
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Grating the cheese

The act of scratching your dandruff-infested scalp, making a ton of dandruff flakes fall out
Person 1: Man, that guy's really grating the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting
by That_One_Fellow June 25, 2024
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