Gabe

Gabe's are scientifically proven to be the sexiest, most charming, and the smartest people alive. They tend to be the most likeable people as well and have a great sense of fashion and taste in food. If you ever find a Gabe just know that you should be grateful if you're in their presence.

Omg Gabe you look so attractive stop it.

by Pegasus243 November 23, 2021

Gabed

To get screwed by a coworker.

“Paulie, you just got Gabed!”

by Clive Bixby Jr July 11, 2018

Gabe

gáb (verb)
gabed; gabing, gabes
: to present the illusion of knowledge on all subjects without possessing any knowledge

He gabes all the time.
Idiots gabe often.

by Dusti Ballz December 31, 2022

gabing

Being unable to grow pubic hair and lack of puberty.

YOUR LITERALLY GABING SHUT THE FUCK UP

by wlopolka 2873 February 8, 2022

gabe

small pp

boy: have you seen gabe’s pp?
girl: yeah it’s fuckinf small

by gkabdhd June 29, 2020

GabE

GabE is the superior way to shorten Gabriel, to show the noobs that they have forgotten something and to show that you know he's not gabby

I was talking with Kathy and Gail, gossiping about GabE, but Gail kept mentioning someone named Gab, man, she's such a noob

by Tamara F. December 31, 2007

Gabe

Has a huge you know what ;) and gets hoes

Gabe yea I sucked him offffff

by Briannashsn September 14, 2019