Funiting

The combined word of fun and exiting

Wow that game was funiting

by Funandcooldefinitions January 18, 2019

Disassemble furniture

Euphemism for getting some, especially in the context of a beefcake visiting a girls apartment

Ron came over to disassemble furniture last night, it was the best furniture disassembly ever.

by Bloopbeepboop October 26, 2018

National Furniture Liquidators

Any organization or syndicate whose mission in life is to utterly decimate all of your patience when coming across a non-skippable ad on YouTube.

National Furniture Liquidators is making PewDiePie unwatchable.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

Funiture

Funiture is furniture that is fun

dang man that's some Funiture

by NWfuryYT November 15, 2017

move furniture and order pizza

to have sex, usually multiple times.

Wanna come over to move furniture and order pizza?
That would be awesome! I need a release!

by bradebear October 8, 2017

furniture brother

When you and another man have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture (couch, bed, dresser, pool table, etc.)
If you and another woman have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture but not with each other, then you are furniture sisters.

John had sex with his girlfriend in my bed last night. Guess we're furniture brothers now!

by Dan Matison August 20, 2013

furniture

another nickname for a man's package

before going rock-climbing, i had to make sure all the furniture was in the same room

by tfitz87.. August 24, 2008