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The Fuckening 

When you have been on a dry spell for some time and you suddenly smash multiple women within a small timeframe.
Also: That time of the year when they gonna learn.
Hey, bro. What’s going on? Any plans for the weekend? THE FUCKENING. It begins!
The Fuckening by Papiriki December 6, 2024

The Fuckening 

When nothing can go right, it is called The Fuckening. You can never escape the Fuckening, just grip down and hang on.

Parr Rd is the Fuckening
Parr Rd is the Birth Place of the Fuckening, you wait everyday for the moment that shit hits the fan
The Fuckening by DillyDilly2225 April 11, 2025

the fuckening

This word was first used for the moment a good day turns bad ("ahh there it is the fuckening"). Now it can also be the moment a movie turns woke, often preceded by early signs.
"Wow, that is such a cool guy!"
"Hmm, he is a bit too cool, suspicious..."
(Cool guy starts making our with another man)
"Ahh there you have it, the fuckening. This is another pro-LGBT-propaganda movie."
the fuckening by 5000daysOn9gag April 15, 2026

The Great Fuckening 

The 2020 + post 2020 bad luck of every single being on earth.
Person 1: Do you remember the 2020s?
Person 2: Ah yes, The Great Fuckening.

What the hap is fuckening 

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.
Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

The cluster fuckening

When you have had multiple great days without issue and like the fuckening feel like something is bound to go wrong except that it doesn't for a few days and the fucking energy builds up to turn a minor inconvenience into a major inconvenience
(said during said not so minor inconvenience happens) "Behold, the cluster fuckening"