fucken asshole

when your underage and try to by ciggarets and the store clerk wont sell them to you without an id

dude thats guys a fucken asshole he wont sell me ciggs cuz im not 18

by gangztabitch May 18, 2010

THE fuckening day

You wake up and feel something is going to go bad, “the fuckening” will happen 1-3 times that day

“Today is the fuckening day I feel it”.

3 hours later “I lost my phone there it is, the fuckening”

by Bsjekelalkijen&2&2828 April 5, 2019

fucken shit

A situation caused by someone's stupidity.

It's fucken shit too bad you got a parking ticket even though it was an emergency.

by Joe Nickolas Pelech May 15, 2017

fucken rediculous

a word commonly used by Josh Beier used to describe something thats well, fucken rediculous

Joe didn't get anything for Michelle for christmas thats "fucken rediculous"

by Beier December 28, 2003

Sitcom fuckening

Is similar to the original term the fuckening where your life is going okay if not normal and then crazy shit goes down but in this example everything goes down exactly like something out of a crazy sitcom comedy where the craziest things you can imagine hit you in the face!

Oh is that a motherfuking parade in my path just great I have to go to work today what a sitcom fuckening! how can this damn day get any better. (Then a batshit crazy ape falls from the sky)

by Zombomb June 8, 2019

What the fuckening

When your day goes to shit but the rest of the day goes too well and you don’t trust it. (Opposite of “The Fuckening”)

Today was a what the fuckening.

by TheEmperorGoat May 3, 2023

fucken fucker

This is a more offensive way of calling someone of fucker. The person saying it is very angry and the person being called it has done or said something very stupid.

Oh my god man , I have told that fucken fucker over and over again not to do that but he keeps doing it. Now everything is all fucked up.

by jimmybomm March 8, 2021