fruitcake

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FRUITCAKE

you.

"Y/N is so fruitcake bro"
"Ikr"

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“Fruitcake” is used to describe a person who is annoying or blindingly arrogant

Did you see James showing off his new phone, what a fruitcake

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Person 1: She turned all her boyfriends gay.

Person 2: They're all fruitcakes now?

Person 1: Yeah, she's the fruitcake baker or something.

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When you are eating a woman's asshole out and she shits into your mouth and you kiss her with the shit frothing around both of your mouths.

My girlfriend and I had a Fruitcake Special last night for dessert.

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What goes down in the shower when one dude hits another dude with a wet towel.

Bro, that fruitcake martini is gonna leave a welt.

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A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.

Example: 'hey nath who was that fruitcake?'
"It's alright joel it's fruitcake Friday!'

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