froggingcal

ATTRACTIVE HUMAN IS OBSESSED WITH MANY THINGS INCLUDING WATERPARKS, CATS, FNAF, AND MORE. THEY HAVE AWSTEN KNIGHT HAIR IS CONSIDERED THE SWAGGIEST PERSON EVER.

WHEN NOT ON INSTAGRAM, YOU CAN FIND THEM CRYING OVER HIGH DEFINITION AT 4 AM WHILE LOOKING AT HOT EMO BOYS!

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“did you see the attractive froggingcal today?”

“omg totally, i heard they use Love Always Wins from Bath and Body Works.”

“i wanna be them 😩”

froggingcal by URMOMISAMAZINGNNRKRKE July 6, 2021

Frogging

1. intr.v, The act of defecating in a western toilet in a non-traditional, squatting manner, by first removing all clothing from the waist down, including shoes, and planting one's bare feet on the toilet seat. The person squats in a position reminiscent of a frog, and shits.

Frogging is healthier than sitting on the toilet seat, as it reduces unnatural stress on the sphincter.

Frogging is the new shitting.

I frog every time I have to shit, it's so much better for you, you should try it.

Marshall! Are you in there!? You better not be frogging my mom's toilet, you son of a bitch!

Frogging by FattMels September 22, 2011

Friggin

From the U.K.- To finger fuck your partner.

She was well lubed from my friggin.

Friggin by Pygmon October 29, 2003

frogging ash pole 

A hilariously bad re-dubbed piece of dialogue used in place of "fucking asshole" in the summer 1998 film "There's Something About Mary" when lovesick Ted (played by Ben Stiller) confronts stalkers Healy (Matt Dillon), a former private eye hired by Ted to find her who subsequently also falls for Mary and Tucker (Lee Evans), a friend of Mary's pretending to be someone other than his pizza delivery job really is.

Healy: You're calling <i>me</i> a stalker?

Ted: (waving bottle) You're a frogging ash pole.

frogging ash pole by Urban Squirrel March 8, 2013

Deep Frogging 

The croaking sound that someone makes when going from ass to mouth

Man dat girl made some crazy deep frogging sound when we went ass-to-mouth

croaking ass to mouth frog

Deep Frogging by that one gay that says stupid January 7, 2011

The friggin chicken

When your crazy uncle comes over for a birthday party and he gets absolutely hammered, goes into the bathroom and comes out wearing nothing but a chicken mask screaming that he's gonna git Dat ass while chasing your children around the house.

Uncle Wayne is coming over again.... Let's just let him do the friggin chicken again...... It's hilarious!

The friggin chicken by Dump truck January 24, 2017

fringing

The act of taking a shower (preferably hot) and standing in front of an air conditioner to dry/cool off.

"Great shower, now I'm fringing!"

fringing by DilzyKid June 30, 2009