Joe Freesh, or Ja Frees

Any above is the name given to a man who travels from Shaka, Sicily to East Boston, Massachusetts, and it’s neo enclave of greasers and goombahs, in their late 60’s and up who frequent a place called “The Nationale,” the home of the last surviving mullet hair cut in East Boston purportedly possessed by the legend himself known as the “Butana.” Freesh, Free is a pseudonym as his real name is only known to a select few, and is akin to knowledge contained in the Vatican files. When word of his impending arrival is passed through the enclaves of the Neo Goombah community many an old timer line the streets around the Cafe Italia and the Nationale in hopes of a waive or a greeting from him. A select few will be allowed to travel in the Vinegar Pepper Limousine, in the company of “Sal the Fish,” rumored to be on par with Hefner when it comes to adoration from women, “The Worlds Smartest Man” HP, and on occasion “Giovanni née née” to the Alitalia baggage claim at Terminal E in Logan Air Port, to witness the arrival of, the myth and legend. In this insular community his arrival is similar to that of the Pope, British Royalty or perhaps the King of Burundi or of Zamunda. Often this community speaks a lost form of broken jibberish, which many scholars only conclude is a form of broken English, with a slang Boston accent, along with tribal Italian that is broken and nonsensical that mostly sounds like the speech of the intellectually challenged or mentally and developmentally impaired.

Hey you going to the Airport to see Joe Freesh, or Ja Frees come in from Sicily?

by Nunzio Incerto April 11, 2022

Fast Food Freestyle

-noun
1. A video on youtube of these teens freestyling at the drive-thru at Mcdonalds.

-verb
1. to freestyle at a drive-thru

this is how the fast food freestyle goes in the video:

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my mizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES...

by make.a.wish March 27, 2009

freesia

1. A colorful flower that can be very frustrating to grow. They are known to have especially energetic growth early on. However the slightest change in environment will cause them to wilt. The constant maintenance needed to keep them growing has caused them to become known as the princess of the flower world.

2. A girl's name. Someone with the name Freesia tends to share many of the same characteristics as the flower. While they are colorful and opinionated it can take a lot of coaxing to get them to come out. Its not uncommon for them to ditch you at the last minute and just stay home.

This has given rise to the expression. "Don't pull a Freesia"

"Where is Susan?"

"Don't know, she said she would be here at 9'oclock, guess she's pulling a Freesia"

by Drefwil March 9, 2010

Freestones

Stolen Keysones.

Drunk guy # 1 - Good thing we robbed that liqour store tonight! Got me alot of keystones!

Drunk guy # 2 - You dumbass! these arent keystones! these are Freestones!

by CrazyKarl1 October 13, 2009

freestyle football

freestyle football, also known as "fs", is probably the most chick-attracting sport in the world.
it's for talented people only, so sorry for those who SUCK

Chick: "Damn, look at that fs(freestyle football), i'd hit that".
2nd Chick: "I know! He's such and Alex.." (faints because Alex is soo good at freestyle)

by 8 34 December 4, 2007

freash

A cool cat. Fresher than fresh.

Guy 1: Damn, that Nick Picciotto sure is freash.
Guy 2: I know that, we all call him freash because of how freash he is.

by Acoolguyasdfghjkl November 14, 2011

Random Word Freestyle

When someone freestyle raps off of a word that somebody else suggests.

An example of a Random Word Freestyle would be -
Suggester: Black
Freestyle rapper: I rap 'cause I'm black/ all my lyrics attack/ your rhymes are just wack/ and as a matter of fact/ I'ma shoot you in the back

by Carver R.A.P. March 12, 2008