freak cock effect

When they see the big D and freak out. This is the effect caused by seeing a very large penis, which usually causes the viewer's jaw to drop. This is most often seen with women on webcams, but also happens often at college parties. Freak cock effect has been the main source of many men getting laid. The one downside of a freak cock is that it is difficult for extremely well-endowed men to maintain stable personal relationships and receive gratifying oral sex.

Benny: Jim just came in and tore the club up! He was trotting around asking girls if they wanted to catch a glimpse of his hot dog on a stick. How did he get them to fall for it? Steve: Well, my son, that's the power of the freak cock effect. Few women can truly handle its hypnotic effects.

by Eric Kazinsky May 30, 2014

getting one's freak on

(verb construct) Indulging enthusiastically in one's favorite acts of sexual congress, esp. those activities most likely to appall mainstream society which one secretly enjoys best of all; wanton sexual gratification.

Standard usage limits definition to interactions with at least one other partner — but in hardship cases, this requirement may be waived to encompass solo practitioners so fugly they only get they freak on by theyselves.

I ain't sleep for shit last night, damn loud-ass skanky roommate up in there gettin' (her) freak on.

Long as you don't mind me getting (my) freak on before I bring her home, I be happy to take yo sister to the dance.

One often loses all track of time while getting one's freak on.

by Big Gus Dickus May 23, 2008

Freak Athlete

Someone who is not only an athlete, but is at the top of his game. The athlete dominates his sport and is generally good at many other sports.

Rich Cavazza is freak athlete is at everything he does.

by FreakAthlete46 August 11, 2012

ferkern slergert

Pronounced (fer•GEN SLER•gert)

A polite, undercover way to say "fucking slut," used around parents or guardians who don't like the use of cuss words

Reese told Gracie that Celia was being a uge ferkern slergert.

by thanksbye_ August 8, 2017

Freak Space Cadet Bass Player

Cliff Burton, the Man, the Myth, Legend himself. The Greatest bassist of all time.

" Now we're going to hand it over to Cliff Burton, the Freak Space Cadet Bass Player. He'll show how to play that four string motherfucker!!!!!"

by DATRU12YEAROLD June 6, 2018

Flerken

The cat like alien creature that Captain Marvel keeps as a pet. While it may appear as a normal cute Earth cat, inside it's mouth contains a shit ton of tentacles, smaller mouths and even pocket dimensions and bubbles of time.

Rocket Raccoon - *Trying to kill Chewie the Flerken* You have a Flerken on your ship!
Captain Marvel - That's my Cat!
Rocket Raccoon - That is not a "cat"! That is a Flerken!

by slangctionary March 31, 2019

Freak-Burd

A mysterious figure whose exact origins remain unknown, reported sightings of Freak-Burd began in the mid-17th century. Several African tribes were found to be worshipping a man that was described as “half man - half bird, with an insatiable sexual appetite”. Since this discovery, the myth known as Freak-Burd has spread far and wide, and has been incorporated into many cultures. Some worship him as a God - possibly even the creator of the known Universe - whilst others view him as an evil deity; something to be feared. To this day, whether or not Freak-Burd actually exists, remains a subject of great debate.

“Bloody hell, that darn Freak-Burd’s shagging my daughter again!”

by TheFreakHasCome September 30, 2019