porcelain French horn

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.

Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,

One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

French Horning

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.

Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.

by Vinay P. October 15, 2016

French Hornist

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.

1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?

by PsychoticEyes710 June 29, 2006

French Horned

Deep anal fisting. Typically to the elbow.

I got French horned last night and well......not gonna take a shit today for sure.

Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.

Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

frenchhorn

equivalent to a female version of the rusty trombone (rusty trumpet). To give a female rim while fiddling with her foofta (vagina).

Brian said he gave his girlfriend a frenchhorn last night. He then went home and kissed his mom on the cheek.

by Mac Diggity October 21, 2009