freak magnet

Someone who can't help but attract freaks.

Judy: I'm a freak magnet.
Deric: I know.

by Deric July 14, 2004

freaklitter

Unnaturally large number of siblings born at one (i.e., quadruplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets) created by the abuse of reproductive technology (such as taking too many fertility drugs, implanting multiple embryos). Humans bodies are not built for litters of more than three, and these unfortunate kids are always born prematurely, usually suffer chronic health and developmental problems their entire life, and often die in infancy.
Also known as "fuctuplets"

"Did you hear about that California woman who's brought her spawn total up to 14 by giving birth to another freaklitter? Those poor fuctuplets"

by ratscabies February 2, 2009

Freakin' out

A totally indefensible phrase that completely blows any situation out of proportion and lets the user off completely guilt free. Usually used by adolescents to parents.

“Danny, could you please take the garbage and recycling out to the curb like I asked you earlier (meaning 5 times)?”

“Uhhgggg… QUIT FREAKIN' OUT!! I said I’d do it and you keep freakin’ out about it!”

by DiabeticDan October 8, 2009

Freak Bitch

A girl that is a freak or can get freaky for someone.

Beki is a freak bitch. I just need to yalk about her ass

by Fuckingsexyholez February 18, 2019

freakdem

Plural of freak
A group of people known for their freakish appearance and behaviour

New Kid: Who are they?
Other kid: That’s the freakdem, you should avoid them

by alexdu April 30, 2020

Dick Freak

A girls who is crazy about big hard cocks, usually will only date guys who are very big. whenever they are with a guy there is only one subject of conversation..... his dick. She will pull it out and play with it every chance she gets.

My girlfriend is only 15 but she is such a dick freak. She's constantly getting in my pants

by drbubba February 23, 2009

Spiritual Freak

This is a whole new level of freak and it’s also known as the most evolved level of freak. This person likes to be freaky yet they are also into spirituality and finding their higher self. They are also known as the most intelligent and authentic limited edition type of freak. Once you got a spiritual freak, you should never let em go bc they’d never come back to a narcissistic loser. You can’t just have their loyalty and devotion, you’d have to prove to them, put in effort and work yo ass off. They are the realest of them all and do not I mean DO NOT MESS OR LIE TO THEM! They have that bullshit detector in between their eyebrows! You know what that called? A Third Eye. If you do mess with them, they don’t try to physically fight you like a low level thug, they will whip you into shape with their sassy, classy, uniquely witty remarks. Never cross these people unless you are full of loyalty and devotion because they will bring you the same if you do try to put in effort to talk to them. They can also come off as highly intimidating for being themselves which is why there are a lot of people that avoid them. They are their own unique breed that’s full of passion, life, and the craving for the unknown mysteries that linger.

-Written By An Actual Living Spiritual Freak

Hoe- I wish I was a spiritual freak
Mia- If u wanna do that, u gotta whole load of bullshit to take care of first

by Miapapz February 13, 2020