footy tooty

When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.
John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.
by Dr.Wots September 16, 2020
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The Footy

A metaphysical, esoteric plain & state of mind, achieved after bendering so hard you hallucinate enough to think are are standing in a stadium watching a game of rugby league.
What the fuck are you talking about man? What seats, what stadium???

Sorry mate, I'm just at the footy right now.
by threeknees April 13, 2025
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FOOTIS

A disgusting fat creature that dwells in Sklavenitis Market, harass girls and has rapey intentions. You should better avoid someone like that at any cost.
Anon 1: Hey did u learn about Yiotis?
Anon 2: Yes he harassed a friend of mine. He is such a footis
by Ancient Albanian May 24, 2022
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footie-fascist

A person displaying alt-right, racist or who calls left wing people trots, marxists, etc whilst showing a remarkable lack of empathy for people. Will be found to have football (soccer) mentioned in their profile.
I noticed while he was ranting about muslims and trots that he supports x football club! Another footie-fascist!
by Chr0me February 27, 2018
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Footy

To possess or obtain a fupa that resembles the silhouette of a booty
Dasia yo ahh got a front booty”. Infact nah you got a footy fat footy ahh
by Fupanisms April 11, 2023
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footy

1. A UK slang word used as a shortened word of football, can also be spelt as footie
2. An Australian slang word used as a shortened word of Australian Rules Football (or the AFL)
1. Gary: "Hey Tom, wanna go watch the footy at Anfield?"
Tom: "I sure love watching the reds play footy, Gary!"
2. Wazza: "Oi Baz, wanna lets shitfaced at the footy during the pies game?"
Baz: "Struth mate that would be lovely, lets sneak 2 boxes of VB's into the G for the boys"
Wazza: "Crikey, I might be low on cash, i'll go check if I can get more
by the hecks and fricks police August 29, 2021
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Footy

A game that other wise gose by the name of Rugby, it takes both balls and brain, the battle between two forces for the title of a win. This is a game that will shock all viewers who haven't seen it before.

I advise viewers to prepare for a large testosterone boost
At the end of the day, you can get away with anything in footy, even murder.
Footy beers, a common phrase that is said
by wadlad June 07, 2024
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