floor ramen

The absolute saddest a person can be, especially in regards to heartbreak, as defined by the act of sitting on the floor and crying while eating an entire pack of ramen. It is sadness on a level where you can't even make it through doing mundane activities like eating a meal without bursting into tears and sobbing uncontrollably.

"Jessica is sad today. I'm talking floor ramen. Someone should go check on her."

by HoodieRipper October 15, 2013

wood floor

A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.

O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003

floor gang

The ultimate gang, better than the bloods and led by Pewdiepie and enemies of ceiling gang

Bro I'm so glad we're floor gang and not ceiling, that would be HELLA cringe bro

by FLOOR GANG FLOOR GANG O _0 April 22, 2020

Floor Duke

The act of a pooping on the floor intentionally or unintentionally.

Mike: Did you see Sean at that party last night?
John: Yeah, after some Taco Bell and vodka he took a massive floor duke in the middle of the hallway.

by ST1NGER11 April 14, 2021

versace on the floor

a Bruno Mars song meaning that her dress is the brand Versace and he wants her dress on the floor

Versace on the floor, take it off for me for me for me for me now girl

by lindseye03 May 27, 2017

floor boards

Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.

Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.

by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009

floor score

Sometimes also known as a "ground score". Generally drugs or money found on the floor of a club or on the ground.

"I made a floor score at the club last nite. "
or
"Oh look! Ground score!"

by ATL HO November 3, 2004