Portuguese Flipshit

To sit on the toilet backwards and shit into the toilet.

Richard loves to eat breakfast while performing the Portuguese Flipshit.

Jenny: Did you hear what happened to Brie?
Lilly: Yeah she queefed in health class, right?
Jenny: No the other thing.
Lilly: Oh, no what?

Jenny: She clogged the toilet while performing a Portuguese Flipshit.

by Brie B September 17, 2011

flips balls

Freak out

My dog flips balls when boys with hats enter the room, and then attacks them.

by Scubatroupe December 9, 2008

flishkin

When a man gives cunnilingus to a woman while she's taking a dump. It's the gender opposite of a blumpkin.

Woman #1: My boyfriend gave me a flishkin after our Indian-food dinner last night.

Woman #2: Girl, that boy's a keeper.

by stonedogg October 20, 2013

flips out

a colloquialism used as an adjective to describe a person who tends to become enraged over situations

THE PERSON: Jeffrey flips out if he even THINKS someone might be late for a meeting. I'd call HR and tell them you were hit by a semi-trailer on the 405.

by China Chuck October 2, 2017

winter flies

Erect nipples pertruding through ones garments due to excessively cold weather conditions.

'Kin ell it's cold! Alice nearly took my eye out with one of her winter flies!

by xCDUBx December 28, 2010

Flimser

Someone who constantly lacks punctuality and will usually stand you up. Some that leaves you hanging... Someone with flimsy punctuality on going out nights such as a Friday or Saturday night. Usually in reference to a good friend, or someone that is 'that guy' or 'that girl'.

6p Saturday night: Flimser "Oh yeah bro I'll see you at 9:30p at your place and we'll go rock it".

9:30p Saturday night: Flimser "Oh sorry man I'm feeling a little tired, I've been working out all day I'm just going to stay in".

by nick kook March 10, 2009

flies on shit

used as a comparison to describe something with other things attracted to or around it.

if you learn how to eat pussy the women will be all over you like flies on shit.

by dave4817 October 26, 2004