1). the act of twanging your flinching pinger with your middle finger as if you were pinging some ones lug
"haha quality I have a pinger! how random!.. am well away to twang this bad boy :-)"
2). drawing a shlong on a note pad with the banger becoming more and more erect with every flick of a page...
"aaaaah nothing like a nice refreshing pint after work eh... here! pass me that note pad mate... ok, but why?... because I have worked hard today and I want to draw several penis`s on paper OK! with the 1st page harbouring a sketch of a flacid love lance, centre page will show a semi and the last page having a full blown, full on throbbing turgid pinger"
"haha quality I have a pinger! how random!.. am well away to twang this bad boy :-)"
2). drawing a shlong on a note pad with the banger becoming more and more erect with every flick of a page...
"aaaaah nothing like a nice refreshing pint after work eh... here! pass me that note pad mate... ok, but why?... because I have worked hard today and I want to draw several penis`s on paper OK! with the 1st page harbouring a sketch of a flacid love lance, centre page will show a semi and the last page having a full blown, full on throbbing turgid pinger"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 29, 2011

by Ben Starling October 20, 2008


A trip taken by one or more co-workers during the work week, which has no legitimate work or family purpose, and is achieved through misdirection to fool work colleagues into believing it is a legitimate family trip and to fool spouse/family into believing it is a legitimate business trip. When executed properly, this seldom used, high-risk tactic, can result in significant time away from both work and family but often results in awkward silences with or nonsensical explanations to co-workers and apologies to spouses and/or family members. The “flea flicker” is considered an extreme variant of the “stretch.”
Worker 1: Have you seen co-worker X, Y or Z this week?
Worker 2: No, I thought they were in New York for meetings.
Worker 1: There are no meetings in New York this week, they must be running the flea flicker again and I can’t wait to hear the explanations for their simultaneous disappearances.
Worker 2: No, I thought they were in New York for meetings.
Worker 1: There are no meetings in New York this week, they must be running the flea flicker again and I can’t wait to hear the explanations for their simultaneous disappearances.
by MDM_1234 December 31, 2012

He’s such a suck up to both teams. Flickering asshole.
Why do you have to be such a flickering asshole? When you want to fuck me up, at least do it right.
Why do you have to be such a flickering asshole? When you want to fuck me up, at least do it right.
by c16a July 4, 2021

by timothy (not the cat) April 1, 2008

by Boldmama February 4, 2010
