by fueledbysperm December 30, 2021
Get the Horny Flaresmug. When a guy takes a chocolate hot dog into a girl's vagina and then begins sticking his dick in her vagina. After doing this the man then sticks his chocolate covered penis into the woman's mouth.
by Devin aka Frenchy December 3, 2006
Get the flare dogmug. When one flexes their bicep muscles and points (or acknowledges aforementioned muscle) and states: "These are not for violence...they are just to send a message."
Some douche bag that spends way too much time at the gym and thinks that girls enjoy large biceps, but small calves, points at his biceps and states "check out these guns" or "welcome to the gun show"...these said people are lame, lack wit, and are the definition of dbags. However, a clever girl (or gay man) could potentially say in response to said DBag "These are my flare guns. They are not for violence...they are just to send a message."
by abeio April 4, 2011
Get the flare gunsmug. by phoenix422 June 12, 2007
Get the cancer flaremug. Wrestler from the 80's but still wrestles today. Has bleach blonded hair, and jiggly tits. Frequently "Hollers". Like so: Whooooooooooooo!!!!! Whooooooooooo!!! And the pushes his hair back and struts around like a pimp.
by Mac10 March 31, 2004
Get the Rick Flaremug. the best jeans ever. flare jeans (also known as bell-bottoms) originated in the 70's, briefly came back in the 90's, and are currently out of style due to the popular "fashionable" mainstream skinny jeans. people that wear bell-bottoms tend to also stand out, be creative/artsy, have an optimistic outlook on life, and/or have old-fashioned, unique, groovy taste.
Teeny Bopper: "OMGGGG!!1!1!!!!! WhY dO yOu WeAr FlArE jEaNs?? SkInNy JeAnS aRe WaY mOrE hOtTeR!!!
Me: Whatever. Flare jeans are way cooler than you'll ever be.
Me: Whatever. Flare jeans are way cooler than you'll ever be.
by Key Lime :D July 19, 2010
Get the Flare jeansmug. Origin: teenage boys summer camp sports event. The sport of lighting farts in a darkened cabin. Longest, brightest wins overall. Best of class can include categories such as color (yellow for sulfur, blue for the rarer methane-producers.) Other categories such as least-singed butthairs are rarer and judged less often, primarily because someone has to be designated as counter of singed butthairs and that requires a strong magnifying glass and an even stronger stomach or a perverted interest in men's butts.
The kids at Hihowahya Summer Camp were caught playing "Solar Flares" and were given kp duty for three weeks, which was stupid as their stay at camp was for fourteen days only.
by Luigi January 14, 2005
Get the solar flaresmug.