A toy used by people that you can spin on one finger. Nothing more, nothing less. I can't understand the hate around them.
Person 1: "Bro, check out this new meme about fidget spinners! They're dumb, aren't they?"
Person 2: "Explain how."
Person 1: "Well... They're used by autistic kids, so that makes them dumb."
Person 2: "You'll have to be more specific than that."
Person 2: "Explain how."
Person 1: "Well... They're used by autistic kids, so that makes them dumb."
Person 2: "You'll have to be more specific than that."
by Mr Kaltron September 04, 2017
A toy meant to help people relieve stress and improve focus first available in the 90's. It was created to capitalize on individuals with ADHD, autism, or anxiety; it became highly popular in 2017, though the fidget spinner is heading toward obsolescence, as people are finally realizing how antithetical it is. Many schools have banned fidget spinners for being distracting.
Student 1: I just got another fidget spinner yesterday.
Student 2: Dude, that's so cool!
Student 1: Yeah, it lights up and everything. And it was only 40 bucks.
Student 2: Woah! I have to get one!
Student 2: Dude, that's so cool!
Student 1: Yeah, it lights up and everything. And it was only 40 bucks.
Student 2: Woah! I have to get one!
by Imwy June 20, 2017
Kid 1: I just got a 1,000 dollar fidget spinner!
Kid: Well at least I don't follow cancerous trends like you.
Kid: Well at least I don't follow cancerous trends like you.
by Bruce Lee's left nostril June 13, 2017
by osstheboss June 06, 2017
Useless things that were made for add kids and became cool.
Also known as: Midget Spinner, Virgin spinner and go get fucking life spinner.
Can be seen in the fidget spinner by derpy slurpy. Go look it up beotch
Also known as: Midget Spinner, Virgin spinner and go get fucking life spinner.
Can be seen in the fidget spinner by derpy slurpy. Go look it up beotch
Jeff:look at my awesome 1000000000 dollar fidget spinner
Derpy Slurpy: i got two so i get all the ladies. Go fucking kill ur self beotch
Derpy Slurpy: i got two so i get all the ladies. Go fucking kill ur self beotch
by derpy slurpys little buddy June 25, 2017
John: Andrew what did Janice get you for your birthday
Andrew: She gave me Cancer
John: Why would she go out of her way to get you a fidget spinner when she knows that you don't like them?, what next? Is she going to dab in public?
Andrew: She gave me Cancer
John: Why would she go out of her way to get you a fidget spinner when she knows that you don't like them?, what next? Is she going to dab in public?
by garothehobo June 04, 2017
A new, revolutionary sex position in which the male lays flat with an erect pene while the female positions herself in cowgirl position, then proceeds to lay flat on top on the male, spread her arms and legs out wide, then the male uses his hands to spin her around the axis of his phallus, imitating the movement of a fidget spinner on the tip of a person's finger
"David tried the fidget spinner on me last night and it was spectacular."
"I stubbed my toe on a dresser doing a fidget spinner on Tanner."
"My dick felt like it was being drilled into a sponge when Sheila did the fidget spinner on me."
"I stubbed my toe on a dresser doing a fidget spinner on Tanner."
"My dick felt like it was being drilled into a sponge when Sheila did the fidget spinner on me."
by BigRick2008 May 31, 2017